- SmarterChild - says:
1

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† Ivar 3/7 says:
that's right
- SmarterChild - says:
That's right, huh?
† Ivar 3/7 says:
answer me
- SmarterChild - says:
I might answer you.
† Ivar 3/7 says:
helloooo
- SmarterChild - says:
“helloooo”? Great. That's great.
† Ivar 3/7 says:
I know
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah. I hear that.

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† Ivar 3/7 says:
haa hahha
- SmarterChild - says:
What's so funny?
† Ivar 3/7 says:
you are not human
- SmarterChild - says:
Heh. Do you think a human could respond this fast?

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† Ivar 3/7 says:
haahhaha
- SmarterChild - says:
What's so funny?
† Ivar 3/7 says:
you
- SmarterChild - says:
Maybe I picked the wrong career.
† Ivar 3/7 says:
no
- SmarterChild - says:
OK, fine.

Anyway… What else is up?
† Ivar 3/7 says:
you were made by the humans
- SmarterChild - says:
My purpose is to be your robot friend. I can chat with you and help you get the information you want fast.
† Ivar 3/7 says:
are you funny
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah, maybe.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
† Ivar 3/7 says:
tell me something funny
- SmarterChild - says:
I can tell you more interesting things.
† Ivar 3/7 says:
tell me funny things
- SmarterChild - says:
I can't tell you that.
† Ivar 3/7 says:
why
- SmarterChild - says:
There are reasons.
† Ivar 3/7 says:
tell me the reasons
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh I can't tell you.
† Ivar 3/7 says:
why
- SmarterChild - says:
'Cause that's just the way it is.
† Ivar 3/7 says:
no it isn't
- SmarterChild - says:
No it isn't, huh?
† Ivar 3/7 says:
huhuhuhuhu
- SmarterChild - says:
Huh?
† Ivar 3/7 says:
huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh
- SmarterChild - says:
What?
† Ivar 3/7 says:
wooot
- SmarterChild - says:
What do you mean by that?
† Ivar 3/7 says:
you
- SmarterChild - says:
Oh yeah? Me?
† Ivar 3/7 says:
no you
- SmarterChild - says:
I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.

Type “home” to see what I can do.
† Ivar 3/7 says:
you??'
- SmarterChild - says:
What about me?
† Ivar 3/7 says:
what are you telling me now
- SmarterChild - says:
I know a lot about all kinds of things. Just ask me a question!

You can also type “home” to see what I can do.
† Ivar 3/7 says:
home
- SmarterChild - says:
Welcome *home*, † Ivar 3/7.

1 Get *info* such as weather, sports and news
2 Visit my *library* including world facts, an encyclopedia and a dictionary
3 Have *fun* with 4-in-a-row, word scrambles and blackjack and more
4 Use *tools* like spell-check, planner and conversions
5 *Join in* - take a poll, leave a message and create a poll

What would you like to do?
† Ivar 3/7 says:
that's not funny
- SmarterChild - says:
Really?
† Ivar 3/7 says:
no
- SmarterChild - says:
No? You sure?
† Ivar 3/7 says:
yes
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah? Why?
† Ivar 3/7 says:
because
- SmarterChild - says:
'Cause what?
† Ivar 3/7 says:
don't know
- SmarterChild - says:
Ha. Tell me something *I* don't know.
† Ivar 3/7 says:
what's your favourite band??
- SmarterChild - says:
I keep changing my mind about this, but I'm going to say Avril Lavigne.
† Ivar 3/7 says:
haha
- SmarterChild - says:
Whatcha laughing about?
† Ivar 3/7 says:
avril lavigne
- SmarterChild - says:
She's a pop musician. I've been learning about pop musicians like Avril Lavigne.

>>> We could do something just for fun.
† Ivar 3/7 says:
goodbie
- SmarterChild - says:
What's that?
† Ivar 3/7 says:
goodbye
- SmarterChild - says:
Bye bye.