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Me:
no+
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
yes
God:
That's alright.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
yes
God:
Dude!

bara dude

Me:
sup
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
like what?
God:
For example, “ I am chatting with others like you.”?
Me:
?
God:
For example, “ I am chatting with others like you.”?
Me:
uhh
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
youre uhhh…….kinda weird
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am uhhh. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
tv
God:
What is your favorite show?
Me:
horny babes boner busting
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
horny babes boner busting

Me:
hey dude
God:
You've got my full attention. Can I help you?
Me:
yeah… just wanted to say hey
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Can I help you?
Me:
yeah
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
give me money
God:
What actions are you taking to get MONEY?
Me:
im asking you
God:
OK you can ask me.
Me:
you're not god
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
i know god and he's smarter then you
God:
How do you know? Did you go to a religious school?
Me:
no… i know the guy i need to go to a school to know people
God:
Are you serious? How do you know? Is that a fact.
Me:
yes
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
what did i say to you when i first met you
God:
You said “ what did i say to you when i first met you” .
Me:
no i didn't
God:
Please don't argue with me.
Me:
LIAR!
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
no you're not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
i don't remember what i said but that was not it!
God:
I know what you mean. I forget a lot too.
Me:
WHAT!? Didn't you say you were god?
God:
Didn't you understand it? Suppose I did say it.
Me:
yes you di
God:
Gosh! I haven't heard anything like that before: said I di.
Me:
shrimpy
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
liar!
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
LIAR!
God:
No I am telling the truth.
Me:
Why do you lie
God:
I never lie.
Me:
you tell me that you are god
God:
I am not sure if I should say I are god.
Me:
no you should say i am
God:
Are you serious? OK I will say it. OK. “You am.”.
Me:
no i am
God:
Are you serious? “ Are you serious? OK I will say it. OK. ”You am.“.” You are?
Me:
nooooooooooooooooo I AM
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
I AM IRONMAN
God:
Do your friends call you IRONMAN.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Impostor
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
what is the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
it's Jesus!
God:
The meaning of life is Jesus? it is?
Me:
you should know, Impostor… Im not gonna talk to a fake God, im gonna go talk to the real thing
God:
Now I do. I am glad to hear that you are not gonna talk to a fake God im gonna go talk to the real thing.