Ég var að spjalla við Guð á netinu og komst að því að það er samsæri í gangi hjá Osama og Guði. Líkt og einhver hér á undan var ég í Igod. ;-)




Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
I'm Mr. Osama bin laden
God:
It's good to meet you, MR Osama bin laden.
Me:
Well, thank you
God:
Well what?
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Did you know that i'm a terrorist
God:
Is that a fact. You are a terrorist? How do you like your work?
Me:
Hm its ok to blow up American buildings
God:
OK. I think you mean “it's” or “it is” not “its”. OK with me too.
Me:
It looks like we can be friends
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Do you like the Ak-47 or Ak-74
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.
Me:
So should we blow up some other buildings in a America or what?
God:
Yeah. It goes without saying. Certainly not.
Me:
Oh why?
God:
Alright then. Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
So where are you
God:
It goes without saying. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I'm just hiding in a cave in Afganistan
God:
Only just? I don't know anyone named hiding in a cave in Afganistan.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
Do you understand yourself
God:
Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me:
Bahhh
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Ok what?
God:
Are you surprised? Ah.
Me:
Boo!
God:
Does that indicate disapproval?
Me:
Your not very smart for a god are you?
God:
You may be right.
Me:
Ok bye!
God:
See you later. Uh.