Welcome back to SORP…The only secret society capable of knowing the REAL date chocolate milk expires… The Agents of SORP-Pointing out the faults in others since the dawn of time…Tip of the day: Go to a grade school and find a 4th grader. Walk up and in the most serious tone possible inform him that the principle needs to talk to him or her because their parents were just killed. That should ruin a couple of people's days at least…Congratulations, you just wasted 148 seconds of your life reading this banner…

What, or WHO are the Agents of SORP? We are the PREMIER Secret Society of the new millennium, that's who! Our treacherous deeds have spanned countless ages and botched many human dramas, from the beginning of time to the end of days. Our evil conquest have formed mountains of wasted nothings and left millions to…uhm…waste.

SORP is the newer world order, the 51st state, the red white and black.