Samtal á milli breta.
1:Good afternoon!
2:Good afternoon bot.
1:Why would you assume that I am a bot?
2:Because you are.
1:Aren't you referring to your own idendity? I am Bond, James Bond.
2:They aren't real. I've been to mars. No life.
1:Now wait a second. James bond, i mean, I'm not a marsian. Maybe i am a marsupial?
2:Really?
1:No
2:Then what's the truth?
1:I'm a former liberal defender of the fallen Atlantis!
2:You don't need to know my name.
1:Given my superior status, then no! I don't need to know your name.
2:Cmon.
1:Ok then. What is your name, good sir?
2:Lindsey and I am not a sir.
1:Oh, I'm sorry. I mistook you for a… nevermind.
2:Are you being elusive?
1:Why yes. Yes i am! *proud*
2:No. I'm a liberal.
1:That makes no sense?!?
2:We're meant to be!
1:Then perhaps we will take this discussion to a higher level?
2:If you'd like to stare at the wall.
1:I'd rather enjoy that. My current job is a mason.
2:Well, I think we're progressing rather well, wouldn't you say?
1:Hehe, i just had a thought. If pro and con are at the far side of the gorge from one another, then Progress and congress are antonyms.
2:Regress?
1:That is similiar to revertion yes.
2:Kinda.
1:*poof* I just turned you into a frog.
2:Might want to try that little spell again, chief.
1:I'm sorry. All i hear is ribbit, ribbit.
2:I don't understand you.
1:*poof* I just turned you into a lion. Oh shit, you're attacking me. Argh
2:You should be the one to think about what you say before you say it.
1:You suck at L.A.R.P.
2:You're rude!
1:I get carried away sometimes, yes.
2:You need to be more patient with me.
1:Speaking about patient. Have you ever gone on a hunger strike?
2:Yes. But I usually call it ‘vacation’.
1:Are you suffering from some sort of a eating disorder then? Jolly good!
2:No, I am suffering from homesickness unto to death.
1:Oh noes! Ze end of ze wörld. You says two prepositions zat makes no senses?!?!?!
2:You say things that have absoutly nothing to do with the answer. Would you like to know why?
1:Tell me.
2:Once upon a time, the end.
1:A great story.
2:Thank you, now you tell me a story.
1:Ellen Rochester was a feisty little fellow named Adolf Hitler. Then he killed a clown. The end.
2:Ellen is also my mother's middle name.
1:Do you know somebody from Denmark?
2:I don't think so.
1:Then you're a spy!
2:I'm not lying. I really don't know. Tell me why the elephant hid in the smarties box.
1:Changing the subject are we? Well, i'll have you know that the elephant hid in the smarties box so he could get to the other side. FACE!!!
2:ME!
1:This is getting us nowhere. Farewell.
2:I agree I am growing bored and considering departure for both our sakes.
1:Goodbye then.
2:Wait, what about jim?
1:JIM IS DEAD TO ME!!!
3:Hey guys, it's me. Jim.
1:Son of a…