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Stranger: A WILD MUDKIPZ HAS APPEARED!
You: OH NOE
You: *throws ultra-ball*
Stranger: *eats*
You: GO CHARIZARD
You: EMBER!!
Stranger: *shits out with force in your direction and catches you and your pokemon*
You: oh damn not again….
You: uh oh
You: uses mini pocket drill to get out of pokéball
You: attempts to run away
Stranger: shits bullets.
You: sacrifices charizard in front of bullets to get away safely
Stranger: shits more bullets.
You: *a wild chuck norris appears*
You: ROUNDHOUSE KICK
You: ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE
You: minus OVER 9000 in health
You: mudkipz frozen?
Stranger: MUDKIPZ EATS WEED. HEALTH FULLY RESTORED
You: shit
Stranger: he had to go to the dealer.
You: lawl
You: chuck norris calls upon a friend
You: A WILD ZOIDBERG APPEARS
You: zoidberg uses: WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP
Stranger: MUDKIPZ CALLS GOD JESUS A WEREWOLF AND OTHER RANDOM FICTIONAL CHARACTERS FROM THE BIBLE
Stranger: FRANKENSTEIN USES AIDS.
You: CHUCK NORRIS CALLS UPON AN EQUALLY AS FICTIONAL CHARACTER FROM ANOTHER RELIGION
Stranger: NO YOU DONT MEAN ELEPHANT MAN GOD
You: Zoidberg now has aids
Stranger: ZOIDBERG GAVE AIDS TO THE REST OF HIS FELLOW POKEMON. EVEN THOUGH THEY ARENT POKEMON
You: CHUCK NORRIS IS CONFUSED YET AROUSED
Stranger: AIDS TAKES AFFECT AND CHUCK NORRIS' HEALTH DROPS BY OVER 9000.
You: CHUCK NORRIS DRINKS THE OCEAN AND REGAINS HEALTH
You: CHUCK NORRIS DISABLES YOUR CAPS LOCK BUTTON
You: meanwhile i am rotting in a bush because mudkipz shot me earlier
Stranger: SPERM WHALES WHAT ARE NOW IN CHUCK NORRIS' STOMACH LIVE UP TO THEIR NAME. THEY EJACULATE 9999999999 GALLOns of sperm
You: CHUCK NORRIS IS PREGNAT AND EVEN MORE CONFUSED
Stranger: chuck norris gave birth to jesus No.2 but blew his cock off.
You: JESUS NO.2 USES PRAYER
You: ITS NOT VERY EFFECTIVE
Stranger: KEYBOARD HAS REGAINED CAPS LOCK.
You: CHUCK NORRIS ARISES THE DEAD
You: ZOMBIES ARE IN THE HUNDREDS
Stranger: GOD USES F13 ON HIS MAGIC KEYBOARD. ZOMBIES ARE WIPED OUT
Stranger: WEREWOLF BITES CHUCK NORRIS. CHUCK NORRIS EVOLVES TO WERECHUCKNORRIS
You: WERECHUCK NORRIS USES TRANSILVANIAN UPPERCUT
You: MUDKIPZ IS PARALIZED
Stranger: MEGAN FOX SAYS TO MUDKIPZ UNPARALYSE YOURSELF. OR I WONT GIVE YOU A HANDJOB
Stranger: MUDKIPZ IS GAY. INAFFECTIVE
You: OPTIMUS PRIME JOINS THE BATTLE
You: OPTIMUS PRIME TRANSFORMS INTO AN IPHONE, WHICH WERECHUCK NORRIS USES TO CALL DOMINOS PIZZA
You: FOR HE IS HUNGRY FROM BATTLE
Stranger: MUDKIPZ EATS HIMSELF.
You: CHUCK NORRIS EATS PIZZA COVERED IN JAPALENO AND CAN NOW BREATHE FIRE
Stranger: MUDKIPZ SHITS HIMSELF OUT INTO CHUCK NORRIS' FACE
You: WERECHUCK NORRIS BURNS MUDKIPZ
You: WERECHUCK IS BLINDED
Stranger: MUDKIPZ IS A WATER ANIMAL. DUMBASS
You: WERECHUCK NORRIS WALLOWES IN SHAME
Stranger: CHUCK NORRIS' DAD COMES ALONG AND SAYS SON, I AM DISSAPOINT
You: CHUCK IS NO LONGER A WERECHUCK NORRIS
You: CHUCK NORRIS GOES TO HIS ROOM
Stranger: AND MASTURBATES.
Stranger: MUDKIPZ TAKES PICTURES AND POSTS ON 4CHAN. CHUCK NORRIS NEVER LEFT HIS ROOM AGAIN
You: CHUCK NORRIS BECAME A MEME
You: AND LIVED IN SHAME FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE
Stranger: CHUCK NORRIS WAS THE MANLIEST MAN OF MANKIND. BUT THEN PEOPLE SAW HOW SMALL HIS PENIS WAS
Stranger: THEY IMMEDIATLY DESTROYED THEIR SHRINES.
You: HIS LIFE WAS IN RUINS
You: BUT THEN
You: SUDDENLY
You: HE LOOKED UP IN THE SKY
You: AND SAW A SAMURAI IN MID AIR WITH A KATANA SWORD
You: NEEDLES TO SAY THERE ARE NOW TWO CHUCK NORRIS'ES
You: MAY FICTIONAL GOD HAVE MERCY ON HIS SOUL
You: THE END ?
Stranger: BUT NOW THEY BOTH HAVE HALF A SMALL PENIS EACH. MUDKIPZ TAKES PICS POSTS ON 4CHAN ETC ETC.
You: OK NOW THE END
So does your face!