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How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity and Drive Other People Insane

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)

3) Insist that your e mail address is: xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.

4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it ‘IN.“

7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

9) dont use any punctuation

10) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

11) Specify that your drive-through order is ”to go.“

12) Sing along at the opera.

13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.

14) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is the opposite gender.)

15) Send e mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example: If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom.

16) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

17) Call the psychic hotline and just say ”Guess who!“

18) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream ”I won!“ ”I won!“ for the 3rd time this week!!!

19) When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling ”Run for your lives, they are loose!“

20) Tell your boss, ” It's not the voices in my head that bothers me, its the voices in your head that do."