I lie in hospital now.. I get out in a week.. I got lucky…..


Guy talking English with Iraqi accent says Hrello, my name is Saddam Hussein and I work at gasstation in Texas now but no one knows cuus I shave off mustache, pick up telephone we can talk!

That was how it all started. My story I mean. I never ment it to go this way but it did. I mean me filling you guys of some crap nobody really cares about.

Now I tell story:

Once upon a time when I was walkin’ wit me Julie the phone rang:
(Dat Guy Dat Ring) Hrello, my name is Saddam Hussein and I work at gasstation in Texas now but no one knows cuus I shave off mustache, pick up telephone we can talk!
(Ahmed Abdullah/Me) Okaaay.. is it true Americans found you in hole?
(Saddam) No not quite, They got me when I was jerkin off wit me main man Chang, better known as TegaJ or Jaget.
(Ahmed Abdullah) Well you sound like a sick f*ck so me not talk to you anymore.
(Saddam) Hrif you hang up, you dieeee.
(Ahmed Abdulla) Whaat?
(Saddam) I have put in a deadly charge in your brain so if you hang up, you will blow up in 5 seconds!
(Ahmed Abdulla) Really?
(Saddam) No :/ but I really put a charge in your brain that blows up in 3 seconds.. Muahahahahahaha *PutsHisLittleFingerOnHisMouthJustLikeBadGuyInAustinPowers*
(Ahmed) When did you do that?
(Saddam) At dentist, 2 days ago, you really think he was pulling your tooth out ?
*Ahmed Searches his mouth for a hole, but finds nothing*
(Ahmed) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
(Saddam) Well… yeeeeeees
(Ahmed) But why meee!!!!!
(Saddam) You stole my lucky blanket while I was in toilet in Houston!
(Ahmed) Did not!
(Saddam)Did 2!
(Ahmed) But I like picture on blanky..
(Saddam) BUT IT WAS MY LUCKY BLANKYY !!!!
*Saddam starts crying over the telephone*
(Saddam) YOU’VE RUINED MY LIFE!!
(Ahmed) Wasn’t It ruined before?
(Saddam) THAT’S NOT THE POINT!! uhHuhuhHUHH *Makes Crying Noises*
(Ahmed mumbles) sissy
(Saddam) WHAT?
(Saddam) I KILL YOU NOW
(Ahmed) NOOOO
(Ahmed) I will give you your blanket back! I PROMISE!!!
(Saddam) I KILL YOU NOOOOW

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(Ahmed) You say three seconds!!
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8…
(Ahmed) You don’t really know how to count.. do you ?
(Saddam) STUFU FKN n00B I OWNED YOU IN THE TOILET, THERE WAS NEVER ANY CHARGE IN YOUR HEAD; THE BLANKET WAS COVERED WITH SUPERDUBER POISONED ICE CREAM WICH WILL KILL YOU IN 3 DAAAYS!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *PutsHisLittleFingerOnHisMouthJustLikeBadGuyInAustinPowersAgain*

(Ahmed) NOOOOOOOOOO
(Saddam) YEEEEEEEEEES
*SaddamHangsUP*

But as in all stories it has a good ending.. I went to hospital and they gave me SuperDuberAntiIceCreamPainKillers… I got lucky…



Já mér leiddist.. :/