After many years the pirate became old and instantly tired of hula-hula dancing, the camels felt bad about that and discovered a way to drag down the sadness. They decided to kill him, or that was there first plan before they released that would barely make him happy, and he was sick of hula-hula dance, and they had no other talent then that, so they decided to do tithing about it any way’s. But one of the man in the crew survived an HE knew what would make him happy, so he took him to the ship, that didn’t work unfortunately cause it had stood on that same place for years and a sea monster had stayed inside it so the man had to sleep in trees and eat his own toenails. Anyway the man made a small boat on… well ten years, and meanwhile he made it the pirate slept, well they sailed home not knowing that the sea monster followed them, (oh yeah the camels felt so bad about the pirate going away that they ate each other (like that’s something new) until there was only one left and he ate himself) well anyways the sea monster tried to eat them, (hey, maybe he is a camel to?) well they sailed for a couple of days, and when the pirate woke up the man had been eaten by the sea monster, and the pirate felt alone (that's not weird cause he was alone). Anyway when the sea monster planed to eat the pirate he only ate a part of the boat and the boat sank.
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the pirate woke up with a bowl on his head unfortunately you cannot view the language he used (he had a bowl on his head anyway, you cannot hear a man with a bowl on his head), on the internet, some green fish dudes calmed him down by punching him so hard in the stomach that his toe started to bleed! OH MY GOD!!!! the pirate screamed in the fish dude's face, even though the fish could not hear him cause he had a bowl on his had in the middle of the Atlantic ocean, he still didn’t like the look on his face and took him to the terrible fish dungeon (some fishes start to scream when they heard the dungeon (AAAHH!!!) named) there he was tortured by all kind of terrible tortures, so much that he got pissed off (that means that he pissed his pants off) and ran away, when he ran away he met a shark by the name of shark and they became friends and danced the hula-hula dance every day. But this story isn’t going to end like the other one! He joined the the hardcore death rock music for pirates over 489574 luckily he was 489574 and two minutes so he said phew
vansi: múhahahah i like torturing people

whoops we accidentally switched scenes to Sorp Wars III anyway were wore we? ooh god the pirate ate the shark!!! OMG þúst bull
FRAMMHALD!!