rarr! sed the evil pirate to his birt just after he throwd up all over him!
unfortunetly the bird began to cry an crocodile tears came out of those small bird eye's
the pirate felt so bad that he began to cry to.
in two minutes those two persons (one of them was a bird) got that whole ship crying and nobody felt like steering the ship!
two weeks later about four of 78 persons aboard the ship hat stoped crying and started to controle the ship,
unfortunetly, the began top figth over who was going to steer the god damn ship,the rest of the crew (that counts the bird and the pirate to)
became sick of crying and started to figth to.
even though they din't know WHAT they where figthing for in the first place the spirit of beating someone up, relly helped the ship to srand in some god forsaken carrabianocien island where canemels lived at in a little hut et the south side of the Island.
How happy the crew was to know they've got a place to sleep on after dour day's of unlimited figthing.
The pirate (after the orders of the bird) sended two mens to find that hut and then come back and lead it to them
“uuum don't you mean lead you to it?” said one of those mens,
“nope” was the only answer he got.
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day after say the pirate dreamd of em' two mens coming carrying a little hut on the're backs, buut unfortunetly, they din't come back,
infact the pirate and the bird where the only non-canemels on the whole island,
wich point's to that at the canemels came at nigth and ate one man at a time.
the day came that the pirate got off his fat ass and began to look for that hut himself.
but he had aten to many vextebles that he became fat infact, he was HUMONGUS!
but remember kids even though that stupid pirat became fat becuse he ate fruets , the're still helthy for you and they can save you're life!!!! you'll see how later in the story
the only cost: hartattacks, brain damage, cancer, low blod presure and a big braincell loosing.
anyway's back to the story,
he found the hut, but he was that luvky that canemels did not eat fruits,
and the pirate was filled with helthy fruits and vextebles!

then the canemels, vanted to become his friend (and they suuuuuuure did) and they danced the “hulla-hulla dace” every day!

THE END