“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.”
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

“If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.”
- George Gobel

“For seven and half years I've worked alongside President Reagan. We've had triumphs. Made some mistakes. We've had some sex…uh…setbacks.” – President George Bush (stated when Vice President)

“Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.” – Bill Peterson, football coach

“We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.”
Jeff Marder.

“If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.”
Dick Cavett.

“This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.”
George Burns.

“A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.”
Spike Milligan.

“You cannot have everything. I mean, where would you put it?”
Steven Wright.

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.“
Quentin Crisp.

”Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.“
Joan Rivers

”It's like kissing Hitler." Tony Curtis talking about Marilyn Monroe