hæ

ég var bara að skrifa þessa ‘sögu’

varð bara að fá smá feedback til að staðfesta það að hugmyndir mínar séu kannsi ekki alveg út úr kú

en þær eiga samt að vera það

og hún er á ensku því að ég hef margfalt betri orðaforða á enskri tungu

here goes

this is a short story

catchy first lines that bind the reader's attention

setting up an interesting plot and trying hard to slip subtle character development into the jam

a jam? the story is jam? youre not making any sense

i am so

please let me finish the short story

ok

so lets say our protagonist is called frank

he likes to venture into extreme and dangerous thoughts

when he makes his morning coffee every morning he glances at the butter knife and asks himself if he deserves anything else from the world, which all his resentful life treated him like a working hoe, than this unusually blunt butter knife slowly but relentlessly forced upon his wrist by his own left hand

he is bitter, bewildered and also bipolar

he wonders if the friction from the knife would cause more pain than the cutting itself

at least for the first 4 seconds or so

and frank has an alcoholic ex-wife who is currently dating his evil twin, two schizophrenic girlfriends on the side, hes addicted to smack and meth and he likes to do both at the same time to see which happens first; if he dies or transcends

he knows no method of escaping his chaotic and oh so profoundly existential take on life

except maybe jacking up in an outhouse in a construction site

or a double rum in coke

a chaotic and illogical mind sculpted by a chaotic and illogical society

this mind will not return sane once he inevitably finds out the truth about the DEADLY VIRUS COMING FOR NEW YORK FUCKING CITY WITH TWO THOUSAND NINJA GORILLAS IN TIGHT BLACK COSTUMES PARADING AROUND WITH SHOTGUNS AND POOR FRANK IS THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS THE KEY TO PANDORAS BOX TO SUMMON A PHOENIX CALLED ZURGLEJAW WHO SHALL SMITE THE EVIL KING GURGLEJEW WHO REIGNS SUPREME AFTER HIS ARMY OF PIDGEONS IN TASTEFUL SILK ROBES DROP EGGS FULL OF ANTHRAX UPON THE WESTERN WORLD

sequence

action

sequence

action

make a little joke to please the audience

a few jokes here and there

sequence

action

in full length this would not be considered a short story

action

sequence

heart-warming ending

tell the director to pay extra attention to the scene where frank finally kisses the girl he had a crush on since he worked on the horsebreeding farm in oklahoma

if we make that work this movie is gonna hit the youth demographic like a drunken irish pedophile

sequence

jokes

jokes

fin



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