The Coffin

- Are you a dead man?

- No, I most certainly am not. Why do you ask?

- Well, you have a coffin under you arm!

- Does one have to be dead to have a coffin undir his arm

- Not at all. Infact it is more common to see a dead man inside a coffin, than with it under his arm.

- Yes, well, this is my coffin all the same, paid for it and all, but I assure you that I am alive and kicking.

- But if your so full of spirit then why did you buy yourself a coffin?

- Oh, I didn't buy it for me. I bought it for my friend.

- So your friend died.

- No he's very much alive

- Then why did you buy him a coffin?

- Well, he was pretending to be dead.

- Why was he pretending to be dead?

- So I would buy him a coffin.<br><br>http://www.jupiterfrost.net/pan