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It was a cold summers night. Claudia had gone out to the nearest shop to get something to eat. Meanwhile, in her cupboard, a new evil was preparing it's evil deeds. His name was McGorgor. His species is a mutated blend of a monkey and kangaroo. Although he didn't know it he was a part of a secret joint project, which the Advanced Gene Enterprise Incorporated (AGEI) and the National Animal Mutation Underground (NAMU) supervised. He and his brethren were created with ultrahigh I.Q. and trained to defend themselves. During the test three “monkaroos”, as their creators called them, were released in too different enviroment. These included jungle, tundra and cityscape. As suspected the jungle and tundra proved too difficult for the “monkaroos” to adapt to, yet in the city they seemed to like themselves very well. But soon AGEI would realise their mistake when the age of the monkaroos would rise. Suddenly McGorgor hears the doors slamming and Claudia walks in carrying two large paper bags full of junk food. McGorgor feels his tummy ache. How stupid of a such an intelligent animal to forget the basic of every life. He needed food and lots of it. He peeks through a small hole he made in the cupboard, nobody in sight. He springs out as quick as lightning, jumps onto the kitchen table and snatches himself a banana and swallos it whole. As he’s jumping off the table, he feels the banana lodging in his throat. He falls with a loud bang on the floor and rolls on the floor trying to scream. He fells sleepier and sleepier until suddenly he doesn’t resist anymore and everything goes black. Meanwhile, just across from the kitchen window, a tall, dark man is watching carefully. Some red light is flashing near his ear. Then he turns away with a big smile, as a womans’ scream can be heard from the window across. It takes more than a banana to kill a monkaroo.