“Pie in the Sky”
(sung to the tune of “Eye in the Sky” by The Alan Parsons Project)

Don't think drivel's easily made.
Don't cry, Berman Biller got paid.
They've talked a lot of big talk before
But Voyager stayed down on the floor.
And why not?
That's how it goes
'Cause Paramount knows you'll still watch it.
Don't watch Voy-a-ger with your brain.
They've got male demos to gain.
They've heard the accusations before
And they reply by promising more.
And who knows?
Could this be the year?
Were six season's tears worth the weeping?

But it's just pie in the sky
Laughing at you.
They know you don't mind.
They are the makers of dreck
Calling it Trek.
Loyal fans they find.

And you don't need to watch any more to see that
They know you don't mind.
(Laughing at you)
They know you don't mind.
(Laughing at you)
They know you don't mind.
(Laughing at you)
They know you don't mind.
(Laughing at you)

They showed false illusions most weeks.
Looked good, lots of F/X for Sweeps.
They found plenty of fools like before
Who thought that there just might be some more
Believing
Some of the facts
While Paramount flacks were deceiving

But it's just pie in the sky
Laughing at you.
They know you don't mind.
They are the makers of dreck
Calling it Trek.
Loyal fans they find.

And you don't need to watch any more to see that
They know you don't mind.
(Laughing at you)
They know you don't mind.
(Laughing at you)
They know you don't mind.
(Laughing at you)
They know you don't mind.
(Laughing at you)

But it's just pie in the sky
Laughing at you.
They know you don't mind.
They are the makers of dreck
Calling it Trek.
Loyal fans they find.

And you don't need to watch any more to see that
They know you don't mind.
(Laughing at you)
They know you don't mind.
(Laughing at you)
They know you don't mind.
(Laughing at you)
They know you don't mind.
(Laughing at you)


[sniff] Am I crying? Let's give the band a big hand, and good luck with your future enterprises, fellas.


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