Þetta hérna er smá grín sem ég fann á síðu sem heitir “The Great Link”
http://www.greatlink.org/

Ég er búinn að lesa þetta yfir oftar en 10 sinnum og alltaf er hægt að hlæja að þessu. Það eru nottla alltaf einhverji fúlir inn á milli en þetta er meira og minna alveg yndislega hlægilegt.
Eins og til dæmis brandarinn með Tribbles:

Tribble:
*

Tribble whith shields up:
(*)


Enjoy,
Reynir




“This is Butthead of Borg, ass elimination is COOL!”

Beavis and Butthead of Borg: “Resistance sucks!”

I am Porky Pig of Borg. Prepare to be assimi..asisim..to

I am Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be.

Dammit Bones, I'm a captain, not a doctor!

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a doctor! Hey, wait a minute

Klingon DOS: That command or file name has no *honour*!

Vulcan DOS: Illogical command or file name.

Ferengi DOS: Unprofitable command or file name.

Borg DOS 6.0 Assimilate drive C:? (Y)es, (O)k or (F)ine

BORG-DOS V5.01, Assimilating next revision.

Scotty! Beam me aboard! Aye sir! Will a 2x4 do?

“Beam me aboard, Scotty!” “A 2x4, sir?”

Scotty, I've fallen and I can't beam up!

That's real funny Scotty. Now beam up the clothes too!

Don't beam me up yet Scotty! I'm having a sh..i…i….i

Beam me up, Scotty, This planet sucks!

Beam me up, Scotty, but leave the others here.

Very funny Scotty - now beam up my clothes.

Transporters are down, we'll have to fax you there.

* - Tribble

. - Tribble with a haircut

* * * - Tribbles

ë ë ë - Hari Krishna tribbles

(*) (*) — Tribbles with shields up.

* * * - Tribbles

' ‘ ’ - Tribbles after the wash

Dances With Tribbles: Stomp SQUEAK Stomp SQUEAK

He's alive, Jim. Should I shoot him again?

He's dead Jim. You get his tricorder, I'll get his wallet

He's not dead, Jim, he's just metabolically challenged.

He's dead, Jim … Kick him if you don't believe me

She's dead, Jim…uummh..are you as hungry as I am?

Boldly going Forward because we can't find Reverse!

Boldly going where no modem has gone before…

“Mr. Worf, scan that ship.” “Aye captain, 300 dpi?”

Mr. Worf, set phasors on spin dry.

(Ice rocks hit the hull) Captain, we are being hailed.

Reality is for people who can't handle Star Trek.

Star Trek XXVII - The Search for Shatner's Teeth.

Clones are people two.

Trekkers work out at the He's Dead Gym.

Never violate the prime directory! C:\

Data, I thought you were dead! No, sir, I rebooted

DATA COMPRESSION..What You Get When You Squish An Android

Captain, Permission to hook up blender attachments to Mr Data.

Could you continue your petty bickering? I find it most interesting

I am programmed in multiple pleasuring techniques.

“A Warrior does NOT steal taglines.” - Worf

Are you a Klingon, or is that a turtle on your head?

What!!! I'm missing Star Tre*(%$#zNO CARRIER

There is intelligent life on Earth, but I'm just visiting

Resistance Is Useless! (If < 1 ohm)

Phasers on “Blow the crap out of ‘em”… FIRE!

A phaser on stun is like a day without orange juice.

To hell with the prime directive, let’s kill something.

We come in peace. Shoot to kill.

Oh no not again. That Holodeck is always breaking down. - Picard.

Be Nice to Your Enemies. It Drives Them Nuts.