As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure.“ Jacques Chirac, President of France. ”As far as France is concerned, you are right.“ Rush Limbaugh ”They've taken their own precautions against al-Qa'ida. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house.“ Argus Hamilton ”The French will only agree to go to war when we've proven we've found truffles in Iraq.“ Dennis Miller ”What do you expect from a culture...