1. Your hair is dyed a color that doesn't appear naturally in humans, and you think tattoos and piercings are “sexy.” 2. “Rip,” “Suck,” and “Rule” are the best descriptions you can come up with for music. 3. You think ICP is funny. 4. You think Korn is a metal band. 5. When you write or type words, you do it LiKe ThIs because you think it looks ReAlLy kEwL. 6. You think “Eighties Metal” refers to Motley Crue, Bon Jovi, and Poison. 7. You call yourself a metal fan, but when someone mentions...