-=-=-=-=-=-=- The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying himself. He came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing this big, scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up your trays, that would be super!” On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a woman hadn't moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute...