Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But, then the wife stops and says “I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.” The husband says, “WHAT??” The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a Woman. The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it. So, the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big dept. store. He walks around and has her try on three very expensive...