Two men were in the supermarket, both looking for their wives. One went up to the other and said “I've lost my wife, I was wondering if you've seen her?” The other guy replies “What are the odds? I've lost my wife too! what does she look like?” he thought for a moment and then said “Well, she's very tall, blonde, wearing shorts and a vest top, she has MASSIVE tits and a tight ass, what does your's look like?” and the guy replies “Fuck my wife lets go find yours”.