jæja nú er loksins komið að því……hið langþráða ökuskírteini er nú loksins komið í hendurnar á manni!! 17 ár vááá er það ekki soldið mikið…eða kannski ekki, kannski er maður bara barn ennþá!! :o) 30.desember…er það ekki full seint haldiði….næstsíðasti dagurinn á árinu…jæja lít bara á björtu hliðarnar ég kemst á áramótaball þegar ég verð 18!! híhí jæja langaði bara að láta ykkur vita af þessum frábæra degi…17 ára afmælisdeginum!! en jæja nú er ég bara farin að bulla!! segi bara gleðilegt nýtt...

A little girl and her mother were walking through the park one day and they saw two monkies having sex in their cage. The little girl asked, “Mommie what are they doing?” The mother hesitates then quickly replied, “Ummm, they are making cupcakes.” The next day they were at a zoo and the little girl saw two teenagers having sex on the park bench. Again she asked her mother what they were doing and her mother said again “making cupcakes.” The next day the girl said to her mother, “Were you and...

A college professor´s going to bed with his wife. He´s not that tired, so he´s gonna stay awake and read while she goes to sleep. So he´s reading, and every once in a while he reaches over and tickles her on the fun spot… “Kitza kitza…” She says, “will you stop that! Will you stop reaching over here and teasing me like that?” He says, “i´m not teasing you. I´m wetting my fingers so i can turn the page.” :o)