<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word “wand” with “wang” in the first Harry Potter Book <JonJonB> Let's see the results… <JonJonB> “Why aren't you supposed to do magic?” asked Harry. <JonJonB> “Oh, well – I was at Hogwarts meself but I – er – got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything <JonJonB> A magic wang… this was what Harry had been really looking forward to. <JonJonB> ”Yes, yes. I thought I'd be...