What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome How do you know when a baby is a dead baby? The dog plays with it more. How do you make a dead baby float? Take your foot off of it's head. What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Fucked. What's the difference between a Dead Baby and a tree? One is legal to hit with an AX What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye! What do you...