Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: “Disneyland Left.” So they went home. Beer Brothers A man walks into a pub and says, “Give me three pints of Guinness, please.” So the bartender brings him three pints and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third until they're gone. He then orders three more, and the bartender says, “Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one and I'll bring you a fresh one...