There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...