Veit einhver hvaða forrit er best til að komast hjá Vörninni á skífudiskunum???<br><br>Fuze

A man is at the bar, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he tumbled out the door he saw a nun (in habit) walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the head, then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn't...

Men's English: I'm hungry = I'm hungry I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy I'm tired = I'm tired Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you What's wrong? = What stupid self...

ENGLISH LESSONS Women's English: Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No I'm sorry = You'll be sorry We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now Do what you want = You'll pay for this later We need to talk = I need to complain Sure go ahead = I don't want you to I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a...

Tvær konur komu fyir Salómon konung og drógu á milli sín ungan mann í fínum jakkafötum. “Þessi ungi lögfræðingur samþykkti að giftast dóttur minni!!!” sagði önnur þeirra. “NEI!!! Hann samþykkti að giftast dóttur minni!!” sagði hin. Svo rifust þær um stund þar til Salómon konungur bað um þögn… “Náið í stærsta sverðið mitt” sagði Salómon, “Ég mun höggva lögfræðinginn í tvennt og þið skuluð fá sinn helminginn hvor.” “Mér líst vel á það” sagði sú fyrri. “Ó, nei!! Herra þú mátt ekki drepa hann,...