There was this businessman who was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort, so he thought he'd try to get her something to keep her occupied while he was gone, because he didn't much like the idea of her screwing someone else. So he went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He thought about a life-sized sex doll, but that was too close to another man for him. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to...

It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the UW. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 800 students in the class! The examination was two-hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. Half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor...

It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the UW. Like many such freshman courses, it was designed to weed out new students, having over 800 students in the class! The examination was two-hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was very strict and and told the class that any exam that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail. Half hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor...

málin eru þannig að það er gaur sem ég er ´búin að vera hrifin af í nokkra mánuði. hann vissi af því þar sem ég hringdi í hann eitt skiptið þegar ég var á djamminu og sagði honum frá því. hann tók því ekki illa að ég hefði sagt honum það en hann var hrifinn af annari á þeim tíma. ég varð ekkert sár útaf því þar sem hver og einn má hafa sínar tilfinningar. en svo nokkrum vikum seinna byrjar hann að reyna við mig og við erum að “dúlla” okkur saman í eikkerjar vikur. en einn daginn ákveður hann...