Þessi vírus barst mér í pósti: —————————————————————— You have just received a Norwegian virus. Since we are not so smart in Norway, this is a MANUAL virus. Please delete all the files on your hard disk yourself and send this mail to everyone you know. Thank you very much for helping me. Ole Hacke

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it.) A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a pig.) (How'd they figure this out, and why?) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still can't get over that pig...