1.“If my heart were a baked potato, I’d serve it to you with extra butter and sour cream.” 2. “Your terrible personality isn’t so terrible after a few drinks and even when I sober up, it’s not as terrible as everyone says.” 3. “I’d shave my entire body with a dull, rusty razor blade and take a vinegar bath for you.” 4. “I am rubber, you are glue, any feelings you have for me bounce off and stick to you. Ironically, I feel the same way.” 5. “The other day I saw this little girl day drop her...