It's the spring of 1957 and Dick goes to pick up his date, Maureen. Dick's a pretty hip guy with his own two-tone car and a ducktail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Maureen's father answers and invites him in. “Maureen's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?” he says. “That's cool.” says Dick. Maureen's father asks Dick what they are planning to do. Dick replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie. Maureen's father replies, “Why...