Það var kvöld og ég og gengið mitt vorum að labba í bænum. Gengið sem ég hafði verið með í mörg ár voru, Hún Alena, Rekki (Ranger) og álfur, Hann Grolor Einfari (Rouge) og Tittur (Tiefling) og loks Mikki, bardagamaður og mannvera. Sjálfur er ég Dvergur og Drykkju Meistari. Við vorum að rölta um bæinn þegar við komum að stóru húsi þar sem virðist vera heljarinnar veisla, þar sem við vorum svöng (og ég vildi áfengi) ákveðum við að fara inn. Þar tekur á móti okkur maður sem spyr “Vitið þið hvar...

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. “I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed.” she explained, “and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in the house.” “Don't...

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: “What's that?” Lady 2: “A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.” Lady 1: “Where did you get it?” Lady 2: “You can get them at any drugstore.” The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a package of condoms. The guy looks...

A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway, when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye. It says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES. He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought. Soon, he sees another sign, which says SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES and realizes that these signs are for real. When he drives past a third sign saying SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT, his curiosity gets...

Ég hef verið að vera að horfa á þetta allt en mér finnst dálítið skrítið að fólkið fer að væla “Æj ég er svo svangur/svöng” OG akkúrat í sama þættiu fá þau þetta uppboð með matnum og þátturinn í dag (14. jan) Ég missti reyndar af honum en sá part af honum í seinasta þætti og þá voru allir að væla hvað þeir söknuðu fjölskyldunnar sinna og þá fá þau þetta Net-chat eða eikkað (Giska að þetta sé líkt Survivor 2… þá var líka það sama með vælið)… Allavega þá er þetta mín skoðun á Survivor.. En ég...

An atheist was walking through the woods, admiring all that the “accidents” that evolution had created. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!”, he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. Turning to look, he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw the grizzly was closing. Somehow, he ran even faster, so scared that tears...

A woman went into a pet shop seeking a pet for a friend. While she was there she noticed a frog in a glass tank and enquired about it. The shopkeeper replied that it was a trained sex frog, all a woman had to do was undress, lie back on a bed, place the frog between her thighs and the frog would do it’s thing and satisfy every sexual desire of the woman in front of it. He also explained that it was not for sale. The woman bought a parrot for her friend, and went off to give it to her. Once...