THERE WERE 5 GUYS, THEY WERE VERY GOOD FRIENDS. THEY HAD THEIR OWN BAND AND THEY WERE VERY POPULAR WITH THEIR FAN BASE, THEIR NAMES WERE MARILYN MANSON, TWIGGY RAMIREZ, ZIM ZUM,GINGER FISH, AND MADONNA WAYNE GACY. ONE DAY TWIGGY WENT SHOPPING AND ON THE WAY BACK HE SAW A TURKEY FOR SALE, SO HE BOUGHT IT AND CALLED IT “GOBBLES THE FIRST.” WHEN HE CAME HOME GINGER SAID “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?” AND TWIGGY SAID “DUH! ITS A TURKEY, WHAT ELSE CAN IT BE,” AND GINGER SAID “I KNOW THAT, BUT WHY IS IT...