Yo mama is so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday. Yo mama is like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods. Yo mama's mouth is so big that she speaks in surround sound Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell “taxi!”. Yo mama is so greasy that she sweats Crisco. og auðvitað yo mama is so stupid that she failed a survey.