A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every trick. Once he understood that, he started shouting in the middle of the show. “Look, it's not the same hat!” “Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!” “Hey, why are all the cards the...

Kaninn valdi sér aldeilis forseta > >Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad >in a small Central American country. > >Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the >order was given he yelled out, “Earthquake!” The >firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped >in the confusion. > >Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was >reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed....

Ég er í dálitlum vandræðum með fs2k það er nefnilega þannig að altaf þegar ég er á jörðu niðri er flugvélin í stanslausri beygju eins og nefhjólið beygji. Þetta er samt ekki vandamál ef maður er svo heppinn að komast á loft.