Beboniliphanicus Malanthiridarimas, or “Bebo” as his friends call him, was the third son of a poor goatfarmer. His family led a simple life, not having the money to buy anything more than just what they needed. “The only wealth you cannot spend, is knowledge.” His father once told him, and from that day forth, little Bebo, for he was short even for a gnome, sought to learn as much as he could about everything. By the time his older brothers were starting their apprenticeships, he had already...