Ég held ég muni þennan rétt…. Little Johnny went fishing with his granddad and after they had fished for a while Johnny's granddad took out a bottle of Jack D. and started to drink. Johnny asked his grandfather for a sip to which he replied: “Son can you touch your ass with your dick?” Johnny said that he couldn't and his granddad said: “Then you're not old enough to drink this.” Johnny was pretty angry at this and when his granddad started to smoke a cigarette, Johnny again wanted to try....