Everybody who has a dog calls him Rover or Boy. I call mine Sex. Now Sex has been embarrassing to me. One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began he ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking around. I told him that I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should have sold my own tickets. “But you don't understand” I said, “I had planned to have Sex on T.V.” He called me a show off. When my husband and I separated we...