There was a Grandpa and a boy fishing one day. The Grandpa smokes a cig and the little boy says “can i have one”? the grandpa says “can your dick touch your asshole”? kid says “no” Grandpa says “then no”, so a little lata the Grandpa pulls out some beer he takes a drink, the kid says “can i have some”? Grandpa says “can your dick touch your asshole”? kid said “no it cant”! grandpa said “well then no” the kid says “fine”… they fish a little longer the kid pulls out a piece of bubble gum and...