MELISSA: Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson. ACE VENTURA: Pleasure to meet you. MELISSA: Did you have any trouble getting in? ACE VENTURA: No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle. ACE: If I'm not back in five minutes… just wait longer! ACE: I have a package for you, sir. MAN: Sounds broken. ACE: Most likely; I bet it was something nice, though! LOIS EINHORN:Listen, pet dick. How would you like me to make your life a living hell? ACE VENTURA:Well, I'm not really ready for a...