Tók þetta af einni síðu. Þett gæti hjálpað þér: I've developed these guidelines to help men understand the ways to a sick chick's heart: Be a jerk. Be standoffish, be aloof, make it clear your true interests lie elsewhere, and that she must work for your affection. Only compliment her in a backhanded way, as in, ‘You did a pretty good job on the kitchen, for a slob’. Keep a stack of porno mags by the bed and start flipping through them whenever she makes any efforts to seduce you, implying...