The Boob Poem For years and years they told me, Be careful of your breasts. Don't ever squeeze or bruise them. And give them monthly tests. So I heeded all their warnings, And protected them by law. Guarded them very carefully, And I always wore my bra. After 30 years of astute care, My gyno, Dr. Pruitt, Said I should get a Mammogram. “O.K,” I said, “let's do it.” “Stand up here real close” she said, (She got my boob in line), “And tell me when it hurts,” she said, “Ah yes! Right there,...