Three guys found themselves in Hades: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their present situation, and they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever seen. She was 3'4', dirty, and you could smell her even over the Brimstone. The voice of the Devil was heard, ‘Brett, you have sinned! You are condemned to spend the rest of eternity in bed with this woman!’ And Brett was whisked through the...

Hið óvænta gerðist undir lokin, að Fróði samdi frið við kvikindið Gollri, en lét hann þó sverja við Hringinn óséðan að hlýðnast sér. Þetta var þó hættuspil, því að Gollrir sóttist auðvitað eftir því að komast aftur yfir Djásnið sitt. En fyrir bragðið kynnumst við nú Gollri betur og honum er eignað ljóð: Gollrir snéri nú til hægri, næstum beint í suður, og slabbaði með löppunum í grunnri, grýttri vatnsrásinni. Hann virtist njóta þess að koma í bleytuna eftir harðlendið á fjöllum, svo hann lék...

Bart's Chalkboard Writings I will not carve gods. I will not spank others. I will not aim for the head. I will not barf unless I'm sick I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty. I saw nothing unusual in the teacher's lounge. I will not conduct my own fire drills. Funny noises are not funny. I will not snap bras. I will not fake seizures. This punishment is not boring and pointless. My name is not Dr. Death. I will not defame New Orleans. I will not prescribe medication. I will not bury...

Jesus vs. Satan Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally, God said, “Cool it I am going to set up atest that will run two hours and I will judge who does the better job.” So Satan and Jesus sat at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent e-mails. They sent out e-mails with...

Leitaðu tafarlaust að eftirfarandi vírusum í tölvunni hjá þér SVERRIS VÍRUSINN: Stelur öllu úr tölvunni þinni, þú eyðir honum, en tekur skyndilega eftir því að vírusinn er búinn að stofna nýja, frjálslynda tölvu (mjög litla reyndar) hinum megin í herberginu hjá þér. KÁRA VÍRUSINN: Sýnir þér lagafrumvarp uppá að hann hafi einkaleyfi á að eyðileggja allt í tölvunni hjá þér. Að sjálfsögðu gerir hann það í þjóðarþágu. BUBBA VÍRUSINN: “Ég lýsci yvir vírusch … það er ekchert schem þú getjur ghert...