Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat? A: The Wheelchair! —————————————- —– The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he was greeted by two grim-faced policemen at his door. “We're sorry to call on you at this hour, Mr. Jones, but we have some information about your wife.” “Well, tell me!” the man said. The policeman said, “We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?” Fearing the worse, Mr. Jones said, “Give...