A masochist, a sadist, a murderer, a pyromaniac, a zoophile, and a necrophiliac were all sitting on a bench together bored out of their minds. To break the silence the zoolphile spoke up. “Let's have sex with a cat,” he suggested. The sadist spoke, “Let's have sex with a cat, and then torture it.” The murderer spoke, “Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, then kill it.” The necrophiliac got excited and spoke. “Let's have sex with a cat, torture it, kill it, then have sex with it again.” The...