I, [Name of petioner], do hereby solemnly declare by [Petioners deity of choice, king, queen, beard in the sky, himself or other, delete if inappropriate] that i fully and completely support whaling on a commercial basis. I feel that the logic poised against whaling is both weak and pitiful, as well as being incorrect. I do hereby declare that i shall boycott every [Insert organization that you wish to boycott, Greenpeace, seashepard, other], until they fully withdraw their claimes. As well,...