What to not say to the nice policeman. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job! I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead. Bad cop! No doughnut! You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?...