CNN (Carnage, Narcotics & Nudity) Blood-drenched battlefields, Butchered, little baby seals, “But first a word from our sponsors!” Royal holiday resorts Propagated war reports “Remember, you heard it here first!” Six-car pile-ups, New, inventive drinking cups, “What’ll they think of next?” Prostitutes legalized, Families jeopardized, “Film at eleven!” Gun-toting gangs are free, Semi-legal shooting-spree, “What do you think,...