Jesus saw a crowd chasing down a woman to stone her and approached them. “What's going on here, anyway?” he asked. “This woman was found committing adultery and the law says we should stone her!” one of the crowd responded. “Wait,” yelled Jesus, “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.” Suddenly, a stone was thrown out from the sky, and knocked the woman on the side of her head. “Aw, c'mon, Dad … ” Jesus cried, “I'm trying to make a point here!”...

1. There are even more positions in which you can do nothing. 2. Nothing is free. 3. You can do nothing with anybody, at any time, and nobody will spread nasty rumors about you. 4. You can eat or sleep while you do nothing, and nobody will be offended. 5. It's perfectly alright to look bored while you do nothing. 6. While you may get fired for doing nothing at work, you probably won't get sued for it. 7. Keep those hard-earned pounds – do nothing! 8. No man would dream of forcing a woman to...

Það var ljúfur þriðjudagsmorgun og Ms. McEskinson átti panntaðann tíma hjá kvennsjúkdómalækninum. “Hvað heldur þú að þú sért að gera Mr. Felskips” sagði Ms. McEskinson þegar hún sá leynilegann ástmann sinn til margra ára seilast eftir smápeningaboxinu hennar. “Mig vantar auka fjármagn til að taka yfir Dinocorp Industries og verða þannig stærsti framleiðandi plastanda í heiminum” svaraði Mr. Felskips og bætti við feitina í hárinu “Mr. Espon og sonur ætla sér hið sama og ég verð að bjóða hærra...