Lýsing: Mr Hankey fer úr klósettinu um Jólin eins og venjulega og hittir íbúa South Parks. Persónur í þessum þætti: Mr Hankey, Jólasveinninn, Kyle Brofslovski, Ike Brofslovski, Eric Theodore Cartman, Stanley Marsh, Sheila Brofslovski, Gerold Brofslovski, Adolf Hitler, Satan, Geoffrey Dommer, Donna Kennedy, Ghengis Kan, Michael Landon, Princess Diana, Counselor Mackey, Jósef, María Mey, Mrs Cartman, Jesús Kristur, Mr Garrison, Mr Hat, Wendy Testaburger, Pip, Craig, Clyde, Butters, Tweek...